Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of October, 2006

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation...
A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation. -- C.E. Ayres

God must have loved calories, she made so many of them.
God must have loved calories, she made so many of them.

There was a young lady from Spain Who demurely undressed on...
There was a young lady from Spain Who demurely undressed on a train. A helpful young porter Helped more than he orter, And she promptly cried "Help me again"

Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people...
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.

"According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac,...
"According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could beat...

"I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to...
"I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating" -- Boss Tweed

"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing;...
"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished." -- Goethe

"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted...
"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly."

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money,...
All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.