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Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of November, 2006


A pretty foot is one of the greatest gifts of nature... please...
A pretty foot is one of the greatest gifts of nature... please send me your last pair of shoes, already worn out in dancing... so I can have something of yours to press against my heart. -- Goethe

He jests at scars who never felt a wound. --...
He jests at scars who never felt a wound. -- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"

I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because...
I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards me. I picked them up and rolled...

Man is by nature a political animal. --...
Man is by nature a political animal. -- Aristotle

PPRB -- Pillage, plunder, rape and burn.
PPRB -- Pillage, plunder, rape and burn.

He who dies with the most toys wins.
He who dies with the most toys wins.

The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names...
The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of...

A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing...
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything. -- Samuel Johnson

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

"It's bad luck to be superstitious." ...
"It's bad luck to be superstitious." -- Andrew W. Mathis

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