Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of March, 2006

I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure.
I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure.

Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose...
Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place...
Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

There is no TRUTH. There is no REALITY. There is...
There is no TRUTH. There is no REALITY. There is no CONSISTENCY. There are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS I'm very probably wrong.

A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation...
A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation. -- C.E. Ayres

FROM THE DESK OF Dorothy Gale ...
FROM THE DESK OF Dorothy Gale Auntie Em: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy

Es brilig war. Die schlichte Toven Wirrten...
Es brilig war. Die schlichte Toven Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben; Und aller-mumsige Burggoven Dir mohmen Rath ausgraben.

He jests at scars who never felt a wound. --...
He jests at scars who never felt a wound. -- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"

I WISH I HAD A KRYPTONITE CROSS, because then you could keep...
I WISH I HAD A KRYPTONITE CROSS, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.