Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday November 13, 2007

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very...
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. -- Dick Brandon

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: \#4 A: ...
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: \#4 A: Go west, young man, go west! Q: What do wabbits do when they get tiwed of wunning awound?

Mind your own business, then you don't mind mine.
Mind your own business, then you don't mind mine.

A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than...
A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak Enough food for a week. I'm darned if I know how the helican.

Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest...
Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the floor.

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't...
Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. -- Daniel J. Boorstin

A woman did what a woman had to, the best way she knew how...
A woman did what a woman had to, the best way she knew how. To do more was impossible, to do less, unthinkable. -- Dirisha, "The Man Who Never Missed"

It is not good for a man to be without knowledge, and he...
It is not good for a man to be without knowledge, and he who makes haste with his feet misses his way. -- Proverbs 19:2