Humor: Monday November 26, 2007 - Best of Fortunes Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Mar 28, 2024
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday November 26, 2007


Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things...
Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things. -- Tom Lehrer

A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than...
A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak Enough food for a week. I'm darned if I know how the helican.

Griffin's Thought: When you starve with a tiger,...
Griffin's Thought: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend...
Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organising and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. -- David Broder

A pig is a jolly companion, Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt -- A...
A pig is a jolly companion, Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt -- A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale, Though mountains may topple and tilt. When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you, When they've turned on you, Tory and Whig, Though you may...

I know if you been talkin' you done said just how suprised...
I know if you been talkin' you done said just how suprised you wuz by the living dead. You wuz suprised that they could understand you words and never respond once to all the truth they heard. But don't you get square! There ain't no rule that says they...

Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday November 26, 2007
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930
All Time Best  |  Year's Best  |  Month's Best  |  Today's Best
Best of Fortunes Worst of Fortunes
20242023202220212020
20192018201720162015
20142013201220112008
200720062005  
20242023202220212020
20192018201720162015
20142013201220112008
200720062005  
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes