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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday November 4, 2007


Fairy Tale, n.: A horror story to prepare children...
Fairy Tale, n.: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.

I finally got it all together... but I forgot where I put it.
I finally got it all together... but I forgot where I put it.

A man is not complete until he is married -- then he...
A man is not complete until he is married -- then he is finished.

Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!

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