Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday November 7, 2007

Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbes:...
Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbes: "Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?"

I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy. --...
I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy. -- Yul Brynner, 1956

There is never time to do it right, but always time to do...
There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.

An amazon giantess named Dunne Let a midget screw her for fun...
An amazon giantess named Dunne Let a midget screw her for fun. But the poor little runt Was engulfed in her cunt And re-born as the twin of his son.

No friendship is so cordial or so delicious as that of girl...
No friendship is so cordial or so delicious as that of girl for girl; no hatred so intense or immovable as that of woman for woman. -- Landor