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Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of March, 2007


The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't...
Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. -- Daniel J. Boorstin

A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything...
A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything wrong-- it merely keeps her from enjoying it.

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing...
Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing to wear.

Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!

I see a bad moon rising. I see trouble on the way. I...
I see a bad moon rising. I see trouble on the way. I see earthquakes and lightnin' I see bad times today. Don't go 'round tonight, It's bound to take your life. There's a bad moon on the rise. -- J. C. Fogerty, "Bad Moon Rising"

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

"Now is the time for all good men to come to." ...
"Now is the time for all good men to come to." -- Walt Kelly

"Nuclear war would mean abolition of most comforts,...
"Nuclear war would mean abolition of most comforts, and disruption of normal routines, for children and adults alike." -- Willard F. Libby, "You *Can* Survive Atomic Attack"

"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have...
"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere."
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