Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 13, 2007

I have a very good DENTAL PLAN. Thank you.
I have a very good DENTAL PLAN. Thank you.

Margaret, are you grieving Over Goldengrove unleaving? Leaves,...
Margaret, are you grieving Over Goldengrove unleaving? Leaves, like the things of man, You, with your fresh thoughts Care for, can you? Ah! as the heart grows older It will come to such sights colder By and by, nor spare a sigh Though worlds of wanwood...

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

To stand and be still, At the Birkenhead drill, Is a damned...
To stand and be still, At the Birkenhead drill, Is a damned tough bullet to chew. -- Rudyard Kipling