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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday March 18, 2007


Genius is ten percent inspiration and fifty percent capital...
Genius is ten percent inspiration and fifty percent capital gains.

It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything...
A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything wrong-- it merely keeps her from enjoying it.

"355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but...
"355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation!"

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