Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday March 21, 2007

It was kinda like stuffing the wrong card in a computer, when...
It was kinda like stuffing the wrong card in a computer, when you're stickin' those artificial stimulants in your arm. -- Dion, noted computer scientist

To a New Yorker, the only California houses on the market...
To a New Yorker, the only California houses on the market for less than a million dollars are those on fire. These generally go for six hundred thousand. -- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts