| Humor: Thursday March 22, 2007 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 22, 2007GENIUS:
Person clever enough to be born in the right...
GENIUS: Person clever enough to be born in the right place at the right time of the right sex and to follow up this advantage by saying all the right things to all the right people. God is not dead. He is alive and well and working on a much... God is not dead. He is alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project. Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it... Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. -- Jerome K. Jerome A good man always knows his limitations. --... A good man always knows his limitations. -- Harry Callahan Have a nice day! Have a nice day! Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found... Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. -- Ogden Nash What's love but a second-hand emotion? -- Tina... What's love but a second-hand emotion? -- Tina Turner Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 22, 2007
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