Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday March 28, 2007

In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your...
In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

God is not dead! He's alive and autographing Bibles at Cody's!
God is not dead! He's alive and autographing Bibles at Cody's!

=== ALL CSH USERS PLEASE NOTE ========================...
=== ALL CSH USERS PLEASE NOTE ======================== Set the variable $LOSERS to all the people that you think are losers. This will cause all said losers to have the variable $PEOPLE-WHO-THINK-I-AM-A-LOSER updated in their .login file. Should...

Behind every great computer sits a skinny little geek.
Behind every great computer sits a skinny little geek.

QOTD: "Oh, no, no... I'm not beautiful. Just...
QOTD: "Oh, no, no... I'm not beautiful. Just very, very pretty."

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't...
Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. -- Daniel J. Boorstin

"Life is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty...
"Life is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it."

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.

I do not care if half the league strikes. Those who do will...
I do not care if half the league strikes. Those who do will encounter quick retribution. All will be suspended, and I don't care if it wrecks the National League for five years. This is the United States of America and one citizen has as much right...

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice...
The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil. -- Heywood Broun