Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday March 3, 2007

Quality Control, n.: The process of testing one out...
Quality Control, n.: The process of testing one out of every 1,000 units coming off a production line to make sure that at least one out of 100 works.

Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.
Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.

Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. --...
Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. -- Russian Proverb

There are two ways of disliking art. One is to dislike it...
There are two ways of disliking art. One is to dislike it. The other is to like it rationally. -- Oscar Wilde

Margaret, are you grieving Over Goldengrove unleaving? Leaves,...
Margaret, are you grieving Over Goldengrove unleaving? Leaves, like the things of man, You, with your fresh thoughts Care for, can you? Ah! as the heart grows older It will come to such sights colder By and by, nor spare a sigh Though worlds of wanwood...