Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday March 9, 2007

There is never enough time to do it right the first time,...
There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.

One good reason why computers can do more work than people...
One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.

The bogosity meter just pegged.
The bogosity meter just pegged.

A man's gotta know his limitations. -- Clint...
A man's gotta know his limitations. -- Clint Eastwood, "Dirty Harry"

Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!

What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon.
What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon.