Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday July 27, 2007

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

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f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.

There was a young girl named Ann Heuser Who swore that no...
There was a young girl named Ann Heuser Who swore that no man could surprise her. But Pabst took a chance, Found a Schlitz in her pants, And now she is sadder Budweiser.

There was a young lady of Spain Who was fucked by a monk in...
There was a young lady of Spain Who was fucked by a monk in a drain. They did it again And again and again, And again and again and again.

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right...
Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt.

Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.

All generalizations are false, including this one...
All generalizations are false, including this one. -- Mark Twain

Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't...
Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.