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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday July 29, 2007


Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper...
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. -- Scottish Proverb

I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ...
... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ...

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BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-

Boy, am I glad it's only 1971...
Boy, am I glad it's only 1971...

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