Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of August, 2007

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence...
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H.L. Mencken

Life is like an ice-cream cone: You have to learn to lick it.
Life is like an ice-cream cone: You have to learn to lick it.

There is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves...
There is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves a man's life, he is grateful. -- Nona, the Kanuto which woman, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8.

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what...
Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have.

"According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac,...
"According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could beat...

Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying...
Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.

Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids...
Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do.

Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two...
Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.