Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday November 3, 2014

Optimization hinders evolution.
Optimization hinders evolution.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

There was a young girl of Aberystwyth Who screwed every...
There was a young girl of Aberystwyth Who screwed every man that she kissed with. She tickled the balls Of the men in the halls, And pulled on the prongs that they pissed with.

There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to...
There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one." She replied, "'Pon my soul, You're in the wrong hole; There's plenty of room in the right one."

There was a young trollop at Yale, Who had verses tattooed...
There was a young trollop at Yale, Who had verses tattooed on her tail, And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, A duplicate version in Braille.

"Tell the truth and run." -- Yugoslav proverb
"Tell the truth and run." -- Yugoslav proverb

Gray's Law of Programming: `_n+1' trivial tasks...
Gray's Law of Programming: `_n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as `_n' tasks. Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law: `_n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as `_n' trivial tasks.