Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday December 18, 2014

"Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'".
"Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'".

"I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes...
"I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?"

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.

Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind...
Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Since next Thursday will be Good Friday, There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only. Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,...

Honi soit la vache qui rit.
Honi soit la vache qui rit.