Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday December 3, 2014

Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter...
Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

There was a young man of Coblenz Whose ballocks were simply...
There was a young man of Coblenz Whose ballocks were simply immense: It took forty-four draymen, A priest and three laymen To carry them thither and thence.