Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 2, 2014
Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To conform...Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress. Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react. The Advertising Agency Song
When your client's hopping...The Advertising Agency Song
When your client's hopping mad,
Put his picture in the ad.
If he still should prove refractory,
Add a picture of his factory. The common cormorant, or shag,
Lays eggs inside a paper...The common cormorant, or shag,
Lays eggs inside a paper bag;
The reason, you will see, no doubt,
Is to keep the lightning out.
But what these unobservant birds
Have failed to notice is that herds
Of bears may come with buns
And steal the bags to hold...
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 2, 2014
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