Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday December 12, 2017

There was a young girl named Ann Heuser Who swore that no...
There was a young girl named Ann Heuser Who swore that no man could surprise her. But Pabst took a chance, Found a Schlitz in her pants, And now she is sadder Budweiser.

There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men...
There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men on her brain. But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain.