Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 15, 2017

A studious professor named Nestor Bet a whore all his books...
A studious professor named Nestor Bet a whore all his books that he could best her. But she drained out his balls And skipped up the walls, Beseeching poor Nestor to rest her.

You Women's Lib gals won't agree, But dependent on men you must...
You Women's Lib gals won't agree, But dependent on men you must be: You'll need a him With a rod firm and trim, To puggle your water-drains free!

Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right...
Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words. The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have: An evil person tries to blow up the world, but James Bond kills him...

"... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr...
"... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr. Ted Clinic ..." -- Dave Barry