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Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.
Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.

When we write programs that "learn", it turns out...
When we write programs that "learn", it turns out we do and they don't.

When you become used to never being alone, you may consider...
When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself Americanized.
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