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A chap down in Oklahoma Had a cock that could sing La Paloma, ...
A chap down in Oklahoma Had a cock that could sing La Paloma, But the sweetness of pitch Couldn't put off the hitch Of impotence, size and aroma.

There was once a sad Maitre d'hotel Who said, "They...
There was once a sad Maitre d'hotel Who said, "They can all go to hell! What they do to my wife-- Why it ruins my life; And the worst is, they all do it well.

Stinginess with privileges is kindness in disguise...
Stinginess with privileges is kindness in disguise. -- Guide to VAX/VMS Security, Sep. 1984

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