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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday September 25, 2017


"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do...
"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum." -- Arthur C. Clarke

There is no distinctly native American criminal class except...
There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. -- Mark Twain

There was a young lady from Munich Who had an affair with...
There was a young lady from Munich Who had an affair with a eunuch. At the height of their passion He dealt her a ration

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