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An impotent Scot named MacDougall Had to husband his sperm...
An impotent Scot named MacDougall Had to husband his sperm and be frugal. He was gathering semen To gender a he-man, By screwing his wife through a bugle.

Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!
Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!

In the beginning there was nothing. And the Lord said...
In the beginning there was nothing. And the Lord said "Let There Be Light!" And still there was nothing, but at least now you could see it.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice...
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.

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