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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 15, 2018


A CS student named Lin Had a prick the size of a pin...
A CS student named Lin Had a prick the size of a pin It was no good for girls But just great for squirrels Who squealed with delight with it in.

There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in...
There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave. She was ugly as shit, And missing one tit, But think of the money he saves.

Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.
Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.

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