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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 2, 2018


There was a young lady from Wheeling Who claimed to lack sexual...
There was a young lady from Wheeling Who claimed to lack sexual feeling. But a cynic named Boris Just touched her clitoris And she had to be scraped off the ceiling.

There was a young lady named May Who strolled in a park by...
There was a young lady named May Who strolled in a park by the way, And she met a youg man Who fucked her and ran -- Now she goes to the park every day.

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