Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 15, 2018

A busy young lady named Gloria Was had by Sir Gerald...
A busy young lady named Gloria Was had by Sir Gerald du Maurier And then by six men, Sir Gerald again, And the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.

A pansy who lived in Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room...
A pansy who lived in Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room. They argued all night Over who had the right To do what, with which, and to whom.

Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large...
Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.