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There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes. His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!

Girls are better looking in snowstorms. --...
Girls are better looking in snowstorms. -- Archie Goodwin
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