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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday February 10, 2018


O imitators, you slavish herd! -- Quintus...
O imitators, you slavish herd! -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)

There was a young monk from Siberia Whose life got drearia'...
There was a young monk from Siberia Whose life got drearia' and drearia' Till he did to a nun What shouldn't be done And made her a mother superia'.

There was an old lady of Glascow, Whose party proved quite...
There was an old lady of Glascow, Whose party proved quite a fiasco. At nine-thirty, about, The lights all went out, Through a lapse on the part of the Gas Co.

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