Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday June 24, 2018

There was a young man with a prick Which into his wife he would...
There was a young man with a prick Which into his wife he would stick Every morning and night If it stood up all right -- Not a very remarkable trick. His wife had a nice little cunt: It was hairy, and soft, and in front,...

There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl...
There was a young plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl by the sea. She said, "Stop your plumbing, There's somebody coming" Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."