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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday June 28, 2018


I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died...
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. -- Richard Diran

WE: The single most important word in the world.
WE: The single most important word in the world.

There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only...
There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only one ball, But two little bitches Unbuttoned his britches, And found he had no balls at all.

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