Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday June 8, 2018

A vengeful technician named Schmitz Caused a disk drive to...
A vengeful technician named Schmitz Caused a disk drive to go on the fritz. He covered the platter With bats' fecal matter. Now it's seek time is really the pits.

There was a young girl from Seattle, Whose hobby was sucking...
There was a young girl from Seattle, Whose hobby was sucking off cattle. But a bull from the South Shot a wad in her mouth That made both her ovaries rattle.

Q: What is the sound of one cat napping? A: Mu.
Q: What is the sound of one cat napping? A: Mu.