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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday December 14, 2019


There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful...
There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful ass - It was not round and pink (As you bastards think) But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.

There was a pianist named Liszt Who played with one hand while...
There was a pianist named Liszt Who played with one hand while he pissed, But as he grew older His technique grew bolder, And in concert jacked off with his fist.

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