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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday December 30, 2019


It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped...
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat. -- Robert Fuoss

A stout Gaelic warrior, McPherson, Was having a captive,...
A stout Gaelic warrior, McPherson, Was having a captive, a person Who was not averse Though she had the curse, And he'd breeches of bristling furs on.

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