Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday July 19, 2019

The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue,...
The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom whereof the memory of man runneth not howsomever to the contrary, nohow.

Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever...
Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again.

There was an old person of Ware Who had an affair with a bear...
There was an old person of Ware Who had an affair with a bear. He explained, "I don't mind, For it's gentle and kind, But I wish it had slightly less hair."

Black shiny mollies and bright colored guppies, Shy little...
Black shiny mollies and bright colored guppies, Shy little angels as gentle as puppies, Swimming and diving with scarcely a swish, They were just some of my tropical fish. Then I got mantas that sting in the water, Deadly piranhas that itch for...

Qvid me anxivs svm?
Qvid me anxivs svm?