Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday January 22, 2020

There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill...
There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill to get grist with. The miller's son Jack Laid her flat on her back And united the organs they pissed with.

There was a young man of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered...
There was a young man of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered with spinach. So long was his tool That it wound round a spool, And he let it out inach by inach.

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving."