Humor: Best of Linux-Unix Fortunes

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

Margaret, are you grieving Over Goldengrove unleaving? Leaves,...
Margaret, are you grieving Over Goldengrove unleaving? Leaves, like the things of man, You, with your fresh thoughts Care for, can you? Ah! as the heart grows older It will come to such sights colder By and by, nor spare a sigh Though worlds of wanwood...

Every solution breeds new problems.
Every solution breeds new problems.

It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to...
It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because...
I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards me. I picked them up and rolled...

In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters...
In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current. -- Thomas Jefferson

Man is by nature a political animal. --...
Man is by nature a political animal. -- Aristotle

Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre...
Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre Dumas