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Jan 11, 2005

Vegetables are what food eats. Fruit are vegetables that fool...
Vegetables are what food eats. Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good. Fish are fast moving vegetables. Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them. -- Meat Eater's Credo, according to Jim Williams

Vegeterians beware! You are what you eat.
Vegeterians beware! You are what you eat.

Velilind's Laws of Experimentation: 1...
Velilind's Laws of Experimentation: 1. If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once. 2. If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.

Veni, Vidi, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little...
Veni, Vidi, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

Verba volant, scripta manent!
Verba volant, scripta manent!


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