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Jan 26, 2006

How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell...
How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury. -- Tom Duff, Bell Labs

How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru...
How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton? -- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey

How much net work could a network work, if a network could...
How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work?

Hug me now, you mad, impetuous fool!! Oh wait...
Hug me now, you mad, impetuous fool!! Oh wait... I'm a computer, and you're a person. It would never work out. Never mind.

I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off... If...
I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off... If I could just remember what it was.

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