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Jan 5, 2006

Carson's Observation on Footwear: If the shoe fits,...
Carson's Observation on Footwear: If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.

Carswell's Corollary: Whenever man comes up with...
Carswell's Corollary: Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature invariably comes up with a better mouse.

Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world...
Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world. -- The Beach Boys

Catharsis is something I associate with pornography...
Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles. -- Howard Chaykin

Catproof is an oxymoron, childproof nearly so.
Catproof is an oxymoron, childproof nearly so.

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