Daily Fortunes

Nov 27, 2006

David Letterman's "Things we can be proud of...
David Letterman's "Things we can be proud of as Americans": * Greatest number of citizens who have actually boarded a UFO * Many newspapers feature "JUMBLE" * Hourly motel rates * Vast majority of Elvis movies made here ...

"Danger, you haven't seen the last of me!" ...
"Danger, you haven't seen the last of me!" "No, but the first of you turns my stomach!" -- The Firesign Theatre's Nick Danger

Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. -- Russian Proverb
Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. -- Russian Proverb

"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your...
"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats." -- Howard Aiken

"When anyone says `theoretically,' they really mean `not...
"When anyone says `theoretically,' they really mean `not really.'" -- David Parnas

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