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Dec 6, 2006

Lucky, adj: When you have a wife and a cigarette ...
Lucky, adj: When you have a wife and a cigarette lighter -- both of which work.

Lucky is he for whom the belle toils.
Lucky is he for whom the belle toils.

Lucy: Dance, dance, dance. That is all you ever do...
Lucy: Dance, dance, dance. That is all you ever do. Can't you be serious for once? Snoopy: She is right! I think I had better think of the more important things in life! (pause) Tomorrow!!

Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side,...
Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser. -- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew"

LUNATIC ASYLUM: The place where optimism most...
LUNATIC ASYLUM: The place where optimism most flourishes.

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