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Dec 9, 2006

Keep patting your enemy on the back until a small bullet hole...
Keep patting your enemy on the back until a small bullet hole appears between your fingers. -- Joe Bonanno

Keep the number of passes in a compiler to a minimum...
Keep the number of passes in a compiler to a minimum. -- D. Gries

Keep the phase, baby.
Keep the phase, baby.

Keep up the good work! But please don't ask me to help.
Keep up the good work! But please don't ask me to help.

Keep women you cannot. Marry them and they come to hate...
Keep women you cannot. Marry them and they come to hate the way you walk across the room; remain their lover, and they jilt you at the end of six months. -- Moore

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