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Feb 17, 2006

Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth...
Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool. -- Kelvin Throop III

Census Taker to Housewife: Did you ever have the measles, and,...
Census Taker to Housewife: Did you ever have the measles, and, if so, how many?

Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543.
Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543.

cerebral atrophy, n: The phenomena which occurs...
cerebral atrophy, n: The phenomena which occurs as brain cells become weak and sick, and impair the brain's performance. An abundance of these "bad" cells can cause symptoms related to senility, apathy, depression, and overall poor academic performance...

Cerebus: I'd love to lick apricot brandy out of your...
Cerebus: I'd love to lick apricot brandy out of your navel. Jaka: Look, Cerebus -- Jaka has to tell you... something Cerebus: If Cerebus had a navel, would you lick apricot brandy out of it? Jaka: Oooh. Cerebus: ...


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