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Feb 20, 2006

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like...
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. -- Charlie Brown

Now that you've read Fortune's diet truths, you'll be prepared...
Now that you've read Fortune's diet truths, you'll be prepared the next time some housewife or boutique-owner-turned-diet-expert appears on TV to plug her latest book. And, if you still feel a twinge of guilt for eating coffee cake while listening to her exhortations,...

Peanut Blossoms 4 cups sugar 16 tbsp. milk 4 cups...
Peanut Blossoms 4 cups sugar 16 tbsp. milk 4 cups brown sugar 4 tsp. vanilla 4 cups shortening 14 cups flour 8 eggs 4 tsp. soda 4 cups peanut butter 4 tsp. salt Shape dough into balls. Roll in sugar and bake on ungreased cookie sheet...

Pete: Waiter, this meat is bad. Waiter: Who told you? Pete: ...
Pete: Waiter, this meat is bad. Waiter: Who told you? Pete: A little swallow.

Peter's hungry, time to eat lunch.
Peter's hungry, time to eat lunch.


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