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Mar 11, 2006

Binary, adj.: Possessing the ability to have friends...
Binary, adj.: Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.

"Biology is the only science in which multiplication means...
"Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division."

Bipolar, adj.: Refers to someone who has homes in Nome,...
Bipolar, adj.: Refers to someone who has homes in Nome, Alaska, and Buffalo, New York

Birth, n.: The first and direst of all disasters...
Birth, n.: The first and direst of all disasters. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic
Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic


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